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falling asleep on the phone sounds cute but when youre about a half hour from doing it thats when it becomes scary
if you see this post it means::
- you can vent to me
- you can follow me
- you can spam me
- you can message me any time
- you can send me your thoughts
- you can tell me anything
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Talk to me
-Tell me how was your day
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-Tell me about your crush
-Ask me anything
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Why do people ask me how I am while passing me in the hall. Like, give me time to process and respond??
Let me process the question
Then process my current mood and recognize it.
Then come up with the correct responce, whether that is a lie or not.
Like once they asked me how I was and kept walking,I was so busy processing the question, that I didn’t notice they were already out if ear shot, and I turned to a stranger walking by me and said “good” with a nod.
From my understanding, when people passing you by ask, “How are you?” they’re not really asking how you are, but essentially saying, “Hello person! I see you and recognise your existence in my immediate area and wish to show you that I am friendly and not a threat!”
It’s like I guess when your cat sees you and gives a little meow. It’s just an acknowledgement of other people being present.
So should I just say good or nod at them? Why can’t they just say hi…
Yeah, if they don’t stop to hear your response, you can just say good and smile and nod. That is generally acceptable.
And the reason for “Why can’t they just say hi?” is… Neurotypicals! Or maybe more, “How are you?” is like an automatic social script that people use without actually thinking about what it means. Which is horribly confusing to those of us who take things literally! I still try and respond, even though I know I’m not really being asked a question nwn;
winter is coming
- mark: haha hey guys do u dare me to take my clothes off and walk into the snow
- tyler and ethan: no
- me: *shaking head and chuckling as he takes off his clothes* i cant believe you guys are making me do this
- kathryn and amy: we're not
- me: *rubbing snow on his naked body* this is so wild you guys you're so fucked up for making me do this
Smut Meme: Rough Sex Edition
“So you want it rough hmm?”
“Why didn’t you just say you liked it rough?”
“Don’t be afraid to get rough with me, I like it.”
“I’m gonna pound you so hard you won’t be able to stand up afterwards.”
“Give it to me harder!”
“I think that deserves a spanking..”
“I want you to pin me down and fuck me hard.”
“I love it when you get rough with me..”
“Scratch harder…”
“Bite harder…”
“Go on babe, get aggressive, you know I love it.”
“You know those hickey’s I just gave you will probably bruise…”
“I love seeing you covered in my marks…”
“I love it when you leave your marks on me…”
“Make me scream and cry your name..”
“I want you hard and fast tonight…”
“I love a little bit of pain…”
“I don’t want gentle; I want hot and rough this time.”
“I love the way your ass bounces when I spank it…”
“I have all this pent up stress and aggression and no idea what to do with it…”
“I just want to bend you over and fuck you hard…”
“If you keep wiggling your ass like that I’m going to have to spank it…”
“What I really want is to pound you until the only word you can remember is my name….”
me: i miss this person
brain: talk to them then
me: i cant
brain: why not? they’re online and they will reply to you. if you miss them. talk to them
me:
me:
me: i cant
Therapists are just…. Common sense filters
Me: yeah so I just don’t have the energy to get up and make myself a sandwich or wait for something to cook so I just. Don’t
Her: why don’t you just eat the sandwich components without putting them together
Me:
Her: you can just eat a handful of cheese and some sandwich meat. You don’t have to make a sandwich.
Me:
Me: what
Guys, if any of you have any triggers you want me to tag please tell me.
- I don’t care if it’s embarrassing
- That’s why anon exists
- I will literally tag whatever triggers you have
- Especially if it’s a phobia
^^^this is a good post, so seriously guys, if you have any triggers you want me to make sure I’m tagging, please let me know. I try to make my blog as safe as possible for my followers.
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